ask-pess:

Silly Mister Phoenix! Pess isn’t a ‘Pess’, she is a puppy! Pess is a dog, a cay-nine!

[She laughs at how he doesn’t know, even though she was a human at the moment.]

Yes, Pess lives with  Master Edgeworth! Master Edgeworth is like Pess’s papa, you know! But he probably wouldn’t like Pess talking to you or Mister Larry.

Especially Mister Larry, Master Edgeworth says.

!!!
 Wait, you’re a what?

I-I didn’t know Edgeworth had a dog. Let alone a dog that could turn into a little girl. 

(Is this real life, or have I finally wandered off the deep end? But she’s standing right in front of me, and if I’m honest with myself, I have seen some pretty strange things lately…)

You’re probably right about Edgeworth wanting you to stay away from Larry and I. I’m not exactly sure why, but he’s definitely got some sort of… Something that I shouldn’t be discussing with his pet, going on. Anyway, it’s, er, nice to meet you, Pess.

(Source: faithful-defender)

oceanicchimera:

…really? If you’re so used to odd people then why the heck did you ask that? *looks rather miffed* No I don’t eat humans.

Er, I…

I was just making sure, is all.
It’s actually a pretty standard question, given all of the odd , um, people I’ve met recently. 

(Source: faithful-defender)

littlemilesedgeworth replied to your post: Mr. Phoenix! You’re back! I haven’t seen you in a while; did you have lots of cases to work on?

You can just call me Miles, Mr. Phoenix! When people call me Edgeworth it sounds like they’re talking to my daddy, ehehe. So it’s just one case? Are you still working on it? And I’ve been good! I just started school again!

Oh, yeah. You’ve told me that before, I just, um… Sorry about that, Miles.
Yeah, it’s just one case, now. I’m still working on it, but like most cases, it will be over pretty quick.
You just started school again? How’s that going, so far?

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fairwind replied to your post: i love you

<3333333 you are so precious.

Well… Right back at you.

oceanicchimera:

Magolor. You know for a human you’re sure acting weird about me. No yelling or trying to run or brandishing the nearest weapon.

Magolor…. Huh.
You’d be surprised at all of the things I’ve come in contact with, recently. Come and see me about a year ago and we’ll see how I react.

By the way, you’re um… You’re not going to eat me, right?

(Source: faithful-defender)

ask-pess:

Ah! Hello, Mister Phoenix! Pess is glad to finally meet you! Pess’s name is Pess, and she lives with Master Edgeworth! See? Pess even has a frilly-thingy!

[She seems proud to own such an accessory, as it tied her to Edgeworth, the most important person in her life - seeing as she was his dog, after all.]

You live with…
You live with Edgeworth?
(He’s never mentioned a ‘Pess’… Could she be his…er… No way. That’s way too out there. And besides, she called him ‘master’. Little weird, but…)

It’s nice to meet you, Pess. I wasn’t aware that Edgerworth had a…erm… Pess. 

(Source: faithful-defender)

oceanicchimera:

Haha. I was just joking anyway. Doubt you want to be tarred with all of-*gestures to self* this. Name?

Phew… I, um…
My name’s Phoenix. Phoenix Wright: Defense Attorney.
And yours?

(Source: faithful-defender)